It takes care; it takes patience and fear and despair to change, though
you swear to change who can tell if you do? We've changed; we're strangers;
I'm meeting you in the woods. Who minds? What dangers? I know we'll get
past the woods-and once we're past, let's hope the changes last beyond
woods, beyond witches and slippers and hoods, just the two of us, beyond
lies, safe at home with our beautiful prize, just the few of us. It takes
trust, it takes just a bit more and we're done... It takes two.
-- Stephen Sondheim through The Baker
I can't let my feelings for you interfere with my plans
to take over the world. - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who
Shagged Me
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. -- Salvador
Dali
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
-- Rush
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply
with the law. -- David Dinkins
The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep.
-- George Stephanopoulos
Stephen Sondheim through The Baker,
John McLaughlin, group, tv, Lieutenant Colonel Tim Collins , Felicity,
Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me , Revolution is not
an AOL Keyword,
Salvador Dali, Rush, David Dinkins,
Sgt. Simon, 38 year old American troop,George Stephanopoulos, Bill
Cosby, Robin Williams, COURAGE AND COMPASSION, Paul Rodriguez, Oscar
Wilde, Lewis Grizzard, Mark Twain, oxymorons, Dennis Miller, Real
Time with Bill Maher
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know
if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
-- Bill Cosby
The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time. -- Robin Williams
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography. -- Paul
Rodriguez
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
Wilde
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain
Oxymorons
Clearly confused
Government organization
Original copy
Sanitary landfill
Act naturally
Living dead
Found missing
Small crowd
Resident alien
Business ethics
Advanced BASIC
Black Light
Jumbo shrimp
Hot Chili
Genuine imitation
Definite maybe
Sweet sorrow
New classic
Good grief
Passive aggression
Same difference
Peace force
Almost exactly
Pretty ugly
Our greatest happiness in life does not depend on the condition of life
in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of good conscience,
good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits.
-- Thomas Jefferson
The only time [Bill] Clinton consulted the UN was when it was bracketed
by the C and the T. -- Dennis Miller, Real Time with Bill Maher (3/19/03)
I'll take all of loves pain if it means I can have some of its happiness.
-- Felicity
"COURAGE AND COMPASSION"
Lieutenant-Colonel Tim Collins, Commander 1st Battalion, Royal Irish
Regiment Battle Group
Briefing his troops, 3/19/03 - the day the Iraq war began.
Excerpts from Lt. Col. Collins' Speech:
"It is a big step to take another human life. It is not to
be done lightly.
"I know of men who have taken life needlessly in other conflicts.
I can assure you they live with the mark of Cain upon them. If someone
surrenders to you, then remember they have that right in international
law and ensure that one day they go home to their family. The ones
who wish to fight, well, we aim to please.
"If you harm the regiment or its history by over-enthusiasm
in killing or in cowardice, know it is your family who will suffer.
You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest, for your
deeds will follow you down through history. We will bring shame
on neither our uniform nor our nation.
"Iraq is steeped in history. It is the site of the Garden
of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birthplace of Abraham. Tread
lightly there.
"You will see things that no man could pay to see and you
will have to go a long way to find a more decent, generous and upright
people than the Iraqis. You will be embarrassed by their hospitality
even though they have nothing.
"Don’t treat them as refugees for they are in their
own country. Their children will be poor. In years to come they
will know that the light of liberation in their lives was brought
by you. If there are casualties of war, then remember that when
they woke up and got dressed in the morning they did not plan to
die this day. Allow them dignity in death. Bury them properly and
mark their graves.
"As for ourselves, let’s bring everyone home and leave
Iraq a better place for us having been there. Our business now is
north."
There will be no final pictures from inside the
World Trade Center in the instant replay.
There will be no final pictures from inside the
World Trade Center in the instant replay.
Revolution is not an AOL Keyword, is not an AOL Keyword,
Is not an AOL Keyword, is not an AOL Keyword.
Revolution will be no stream
or download,
dear Netizen;
Revolution must still be live.
-- ?
"The foreign policy mavens are living in a world of
abstraction, and war is hell." -- John McLaughlin
The Washington Times on April 4 reported "As thick
black smoke hung over the outskirts of Baghdad last night, American troops
stood stunned by the number of enemy forces they had killed. Bodies dressed
in the uniform of the Republican Guard and burned-out vehicles were strewn
around the roadways. Buildings were riddled with bullet holes. 'I hope
we don't experience anything like that again,' said Sgt. Simon, 38 years
old, who gave only one name. 'It is like the 1991 Persian Gulf
War. When I see that many bodies, I just don't want to be here anymore.'
As the unit regrouped on a stretch of open land, a soldier stood looking
dazed. 'When do we know when it's over? You could have sent two men in
to kill Saddam Hussein. Why did we have to kill so many people? There
were so many deaths today.'"
-- Sgt. Simon, 38 year old American troop
"America may be the best country in the world, but
that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school." --
Dennis Miller
"What a country calls its vital economic interests
are not the things which enable its citizens to live, but the things that
enable it to make war." -- Simone Weil (1909 - 1943)
"The most precious thing I have in my life is my marriage
and my children and now someone is trying to destroy the harmony in my
family. This is not going to happen." -- Ozzy Osbourne, after a woman
claimed he fathered her six-year-old child even though he had a vasectomy
17 years ago.
As you move on in your quest for love sex is the fastest
way to erase the past. -- Kate, Love and Sex
Tough times never last. Tough people do. -- Robert Schuller
HOW TO PROTECT SOURCE
1. Use the <INVISIBLE> </INVISIBLE> tags around the
entire document.
2. Use the DONTSTEAL attribute in the <BODY> tag.
3. FTP to your server, select all files and directories, hit "Delete".
4. Put every existing copy of every file on floppies, place them
in a shoebox and bury them in the backyard. There is another version
of this method which involves placing the floppies in a plastic
bag and hiding them in a different sort of hole. Both are equally
effective.
5. Password protect your entire site and make sure no one has the
password, not even you.
6. Employ a small but fanatically loyal and well-armed band of mercenaries
to guard your site.
7. Start>Run>format C:\
8. Attack dogs, preferably rabid.
9. Use any version of Microsoft Frontpage to create your site. (This
won't prevent people from viewing your source, but no one will want
to steal it.)
10. Don't put your pages on the web.
-- Jon Hughes
The zero-tolerance people are the same ones who tell you
not to listen to hip-hop, play violent video games, and remain a virgin
until after you're married. Anyone who believes that the average teenager
will sit for that is on better weed than their kids. -- Dennis Miller
Intelligence doesn't necessarily mean something is true. You
know, it's your best estimate of the situation. It doesn't mean it's a
fact. I mean, that's not what intelligence is. -- Gen. Richard
B. Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, at a Pentagon news
briefing after "major combat" ended in Iraq
We are the perfect couple; we're just not in the perfect situation. --
Joey Rivett
"On behalf of our producers Kathleen Glynn and Michael Donovan (from
Canada), I would like to thank the Academy for this award. I have invited
the other Documentary nominees on stage with me. They are here in solidarity
because we like non-fiction. We like non-fiction because we live in fictitious
times. We live in a time where fictitious election results give us a fictitious
president. We are now fighting a war for fictitious reasons. Whether it's
the fiction of duct tape or the fictitious 'Orange Alerts,' we are against
this war, Mr. Bush. Shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you. And, whenever
you've got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up."
-- Michael Moore
“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I
am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but
for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you
bring out.” -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
No person is your friend who demands your
silence, or denies your right to grow.
-- Alice Walker
She listened to her heart above all the other voices. -- ?
