We don’t know one percent of a millionth of anything.    -- Albert Einstein

"For women or any other category of people whom fair treatment would upset the social order, anger becomes the most punished and dangerous emotion.  Therefore, showing it is also a sign of freedom.  It's an honesty without which love, too, eventually becomes a sham."     -- Gloria Steinem

"I am here to speak on behalf of all men in the audience, and probably the world, that condoms suck and I hate to use them but, my girlfriend won't have sex with me unless I do."   -- Audience member on Loveline

I've Learned That...

... credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

... the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon.

... although the word "love" can have many different meanings, it loses value when overly used.

... regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

... heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

... you should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if they believed it.

... our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

... no matter how good a friend someone is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

-- ?                        

"Those who plan too much wind up heartbroken."

"Don't expect your kids to make the same mistakes you did."

-- Fernando Luciano                                                                                

"There's only a certain amount of money one needs to survive...the rest is just for showing off."   -- Forrest Gump

The white man's fear is an educated minority...don't consider someone a sellout cause they made it out the ghetto...they are just following 'The Dream'.    -- Damon Waynes

"...Don't be worried on account of the wicked.  Don't be jealous of those who do wrong.  They will soon disappear like grass that dries up, they will die like plants that wither..."    -- Psalms 37:1

LIFE:

Life isn't about keeping score.

It's not about how many friends you have

Or how accepted you are.

Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone.

It isn't about whom you're dating, whom you used to date, and how many people

you’ve dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all.

It isn't about whom you have kissed,

It's not about sex.

It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have or what kind of car you drive.

Or where you are sent to school.

It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are.

Or what clothes you wear what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to.

It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown, or if your skin is too light or too dark.

Not about how smart you are, how everybody thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are.

It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport.

It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will "accept the written you."

But, life is about whom you love and whom you hurt.

It's about whom you make happy or unhappy purposefully.

It's about keeping or betraying trust.

It’s about friendship used as sanctity or a weapon.

It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening.

About starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip.

It's about what judgments you pass and why. And who your judgments are spread to.

It's about whom you've ignored with full control and intention.

It's about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge.

It's about carrying inner hate and love, letting it grow, and spreading it.

Only you choose the way those hearts are affected, and those choices are what life's all about.

                                                                                                                           -- ?

"Popularity?  It's glory's small change."

"Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of, education."

"There are thoughts which are prayers. There are moments when, whatever the posture of the body, the soul is on its knees."

-- Victor Hugo                                                     

"If equal love cannot be, let the more loving one be me." -- Felicity

"Girlfriends are like a powerful drug. You will go through the painful lows just to get one glimpse at the dizzying high. And once you see the high, you will go through anything to get it back."    -- Robert Banas

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."    -- Woody Allen

"There are people that could tell you the mass of the sun but can't put into words how they feel.  Just because that's the way they are."  -- Anonymous

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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen. -- Homer Simpson

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. -- Homer Simpson

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. -- Homer Simpson

Marge:  We don't think you're slow but, on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.
Homer:  It's not that I don't want to, it's those TV networks, Marge, they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave me thirty minutes to myself. But the won't, THEY WON'T LET ME LIVE!

-- The Simpson's                            

"I'm not going to call her...you know why?  'Cause f*ck her!!"  -- Chris Anderson

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.

                                      -- ?, E-mail

Sex is like air, it’s not important ‘till your not getting any.  -- The Students of PSU

"Every Piece of paper has two good sides... unless you use magic marker then your f*cked."  -- M. Cryan

"How we face death is nearly as important as how we face life." -- Capt. James T Kirk, Star Trek2

"Yes words are just words but that's how ideas begin." -- Dr. David Marcus, Star Trek2

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Time wounds all heels.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Remember men you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

I drink to make other people interesting.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.

-- Groucho Marx (1890 – 1977)                    

"Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without." -- James Baldwin

"The news is my hooker and the truth is her pimp." -- Conan Show

"Oh no, I can’t believe they put a commercial there, you b*stards."  -- Robert Banas

BUMPER STICKERS:

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately, it kills all its students.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.

-- E-mail                                                    

"The greatest disinfectant is sunlight."   -- Joseph Brandies

"Our differences make us dope."  -- Lauryn Hill

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